Strain
Cheetah Piss Flower in North Miami at The Plug Dispensary
Cheetah Piss is loud, in the best way, a Cookies-family hybrid with a citrus-and-fuel funk you'll catch before the jar's even open. Find it at The Plug on Biscayne Blvd in North Miami.
At a glance
- Class
- Balanced hybrid (~50/50)
- Lineage
- Lemonnade × Gelato 42 × London Poundcake 97
- The high
- Euphoric, focused, then mellow
- Taste & smell
- Tart citrus, diesel, funk
- Session
- Daytime into afternoon
- Dominant terps
- Caryophyllene · limonene · myrcene
Where Cheetah Piss comes from: three Cookies heavy-hitters in one
- Cookies Fam built it as a play on the old-school 'Cat Piss'
- Lemonnade hands over the sharp citrus
- Gelato 42 brings the dessert-sweet base
- London Poundcake 97 finishes it rich and gassy
How Cheetah Piss hits: up and locked-in, then it eases off
- Opens: euphoric, sharp, a touch social
- Then: slides into a mellow body calm
- Window: a solid daytime-to-afternoon smoke
- Heads up: it's strong, don't overdo the first pull
Taste & smell: citrus, fuel, and that famous funk
- Taste: tart citrus with a diesel kick
- Smell: loud ammonia-and-gas funk (hence the name)
- Presence: this one announces itself
Who Cheetah Piss is for
- You like loud, gassy, funky flower
- You want lifted and locked-in, not sleepy
- Daytime or kick-back-with-the-crew sessions
- Seasoned smokers after something bold
Exotic indoor, Miami prices
- Exotic indoor flower
- From licensed farms, restocked weekly
- Best prices in Miami, top-shelf without the top-shelf markup
- COA on every batch, check the lab results in the shop
Where to grab Cheetah Piss at The Plug Miami Dispensary
- In exotic indoor flower, plus when they drop
- In store only, no online ordering
- Jars rotate, call (561) 539-0347 to see what's on deck today
- Sold out? A budtender can suggest something close
The Plug's take on Cheetah Piss
- We chase the funk, loud, gassy exotics like this are what built The Plug's name in North Miami. We skip the mid entirely.
- Cookies-genetics nerds, ask our budtenders about the cut or the terps, they know it cold, and every batch carries a COA.
- Fresh exotics drop weekly, and so do our deals and giveaways, check what's live.
Getting to The Plug Miami Dispensary
Where to find us
- 11091A Biscayne Blvd, North Miami, FL 33161
- On Biscayne Blvd (US-1) in North Miami, in the low-11000 block on the east side
- Free parking right out front, no circling the block
Directions
- From North Miami Beach: ride Biscayne south past NE 123rd and we're on your right
- From the beaches (Surfside / Bal Harbour): cross the Broad Causeway, then Biscayne
- From Miami Shores: head north on Biscayne a few minutes
- From I-95: exit toward NE 125th / 123rd St and head east to Biscayne
Good to know
- Payments:
- Cash, all major credit cards, and debit
- Ways to shop:
- In store only, no online ordering
- Parking:
- Free parking right out front
- Hours:
- Open daily, 8am–midnight
- Age:
- Must be 21+ with a valid ID, bring it every visit
Open daily, 8:00 AM to 12:00 AM
Nearby areas we serve: North Miami Beach · Miami Shores · North Bay Village · Bay Harbor Islands · Surfside · Sunny Isles Beach · Biscayne Park · Keystone Islands · Ives Estates · Uleta · Haulover · Miami Airport · Fort Lauderdale Airport
Meet Our Budtenders
Come in and talk to the team. They know the whole shelf, from flower and vapes to edibles, CBD and gear, and will help you pick. No pressure to buy.
Visit The PlugWhat Our Budtenders Have To Say About Cheetah Piss
Do Not Judge It by the Name
The name scares people off. Open the jar and it is sharp citrus and gas, one of the loudest noses in the shop.
Good for Getting Things Done
Regulars reach for it when they want to stay social and on task through the afternoon before it mellows out later.
Pass the Jar Around
Its loud smell makes it a fun one to share. Let everyone take a sniff before you roll.
Keep a Drink Nearby
The tart, funky smoke can be dry on the throat. Have water within reach.
Cheetah Piss FAQs
A balanced hybrid, about 50/50, out of the Cookies family. It starts heady and focused, then mellows into the body.
It's a nod to the old 'Cat Piss' strain and to its loud, funky citrus-ammonia nose. The smell earns it.
It runs potent, better for experienced smokers or anyone who paces themselves. Ease in.
Find it at The Plug, 11091A Biscayne Blvd in North Miami. Call (561) 539-0347 to see what's in the jars today.
Yep. Ours is hemp-derived, compliant under current Florida law, and every batch has a COA you can check in the shop. Must be 21.
Our jars rotate with what's fresh, so it comes and goes. Call ahead, and if it's out a budtender can suggest the closest match.
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